Ode to the artichoke
fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

Just Salvador Dali and Man Ray doing some crazy-wild eyes. Scary-cute.
11:29"Actually that’s my secret — I can’t even talk about you to anybody because I don’t want any more people to know how wonderful you are." — F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender Is the Night  (via etherealair)

(Source: larmoyante, via generationrevolution)

22:47"Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you’ve felt that way." — Charles Bukowski (via simply-quotes)

(via the-occipital)

22:23 math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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